Twelve things that have a calming effect on me.
12-Walking wolf like in circles around my bed after a warm beer bong of Jack.
11-A properly fitted straight jacket.
10-Binge eating.
9-Crafting voodoo dolls from my bosses hair.
8-Spooning the UPS man. "ssh, promise to bring me my package from Amazon tomorrow and I'll let you up."
7-Doing the kunilini with my cat.
6- This video,http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrXhLGLO0RA
5-Huffing a Pam/powered sugar cocktail.
4 -The memory of dancing naked in the fountains at St. Petersburg. Not my memory, but a good one none the less.
3-Visualizing the graduation of my youngest offspring. Or him at least sleeping by himself.
2-Immobilizing the behemoth wind chimes hubby crafted and hung under my bedroom window.
1-Having the Rock light that last cigarette.
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... I must confess that I actually accidentally dropped a small anvil/vise on my son's head once. Years later he graduated magna cum laude from a top college. (Not that I'd recommend that procedure...)
Batty, tell me he doesn't still sleep with you and I'm having at it.
Oh I am so all about huffing pam and powdered sugar. Don't add cinnamon tho. Not a good thing to do at all. You might as well go ahead and use wasabi powder.
Woman do you know how to cheer a girl up:D thanks:D
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